"Arrr, Hezbollah be plunderin' treasure for mischief, dressin' up as a noble charity, say the Israeli scallywags!"
2024-10-21
Ahoy, mateys! It be said by the IDF's own Daniel Hagari that them scallywags at Hezbollah be usin' a charity called Al-Qard Al-Hasan to fill their treasure chests for mischief! Aye, who knew charity could be such a raucous ruse? Arrr!
Arrr matey, gather ‘round fer a tale of high seas and lower bank accounts! The Israel Defense Forces, like a crew o' savvy sea dogs, be spillin’ the beans on Hezbollah’s treasure maps—aye, their financial mischief! On a fine Monday, Rear Admiral Daniel Hagari took to the crow’s nest, shoutin' about how Hezbollah be fillin’ their coffers while Lebanon be sinkin’ into dire straits.Hagari, with a twinkle in his eye, told the world that the scallywags be usin' a charitable outfit called Al-Qard Al-Hasan to fund their nefarious schemes. This be a loan sharkin’ operation masqueradin’ as a non-profit, aye! And where do their doubloons come from? The Iranian crown, of course—suitcases o' cash and gold flyin' in like cannonballs! They be funnin’ the Lebanese folks while makin’ the economy weaker than a landlubber on a stormy night.
But fret not, for our jolly Admiral declared they be at war with Hezbollah, not the good folk of Lebanon! So, as the IDF sets sail with airstrikes and ground operations, they be workin’ to keep the northern shores safe from these villainous buccaneers. Aye, it’s a wild tale of greed on the high seas of finance—brought to ye straight from the ship's log!