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Arrr! Be yer Asus ROG Ally givin' ye troubles? A fresh patch be sailin' in, but some squalls still lurk!

2024-10-22

Arrr, matey! The cursed sorcery of Asus be havin' a right hullabaloo with its ROG Ally contraptions! Some scallywags be sufferin' from glitches and gaffes, makin' ‘em feel like landlubbers in a stormy sea! Avast, fix yer sails, Asus, or ye be walkin' the plank!


Ahoy there, mateys! ‘Tis a treacherous tale o’ the Asus ROG Ally X and its cursed Armoury Crate software, which be makin’ landlubbers pull their hair in frustration! Despite a recent patch aim’d at fixin’ bugs, the scallywags be losin’ their control inputs in the heat of battle—aye, what a calamity!

Users be raisin’ their voices on the high seas of Reddit and Asus forums, complainin’ like parched pirates. The last update promised to fix crashin’ issues and make the RGB lights shine bright, but alas, the cursed inputs still reset—especially when usin’ ‘Gamepad Mode’! Aye, and the incessant notifications be like a gull screechin’ in yer ear!

But fear not, for a brave soul named ‘seerge’ hath brought forth G-Helper, a mighty alternative! Unlike the cursed Armoury Crate, this fine piece o’ work be a standalone treasure, lettin’ ye control TDP and RGB settings without the hassle of unwanted disruptions. It be lackin’ a game library, but who needs that when yer gameplay be smooth as the ocean breeze?

So, while we wait fer the landlubbers at Asus to fix their blunders, hoist the sails and give G-Helper a go! Yarrr, it just might save yer gaming voyage!

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