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Arrr, matey! Old sea dog Torre be sharin’ wisdom with young Boone 'fore the great World Series treasure hunt!

2024-10-22

Ahoy, mateys! Aaron Boone be settin' sail fer his maiden World Series as captain o' the crew, and the wise ol' sea dog Joe Torre, a four-time treasure-hunter, be whisperin' sage words in his ear 'fore the great clash of the season! Arrr, let the games begin!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the fine Captain Joe Torre, a man who has sailed the treacherous seas of baseball aboard both the New York Yankees and Los Angeles Dodgers ships. At the ripe age of 84, this seasoned sea dog snagged four World Series treasures with the Yankees, but after a spell of drought, he set sail for Chavez Ravine.

Yet, when it comes to doling out sage advice, ol' Torre’s compass points straight to the current commander of the Bronx Bombers, Captain Aaron Boone. 'Tis no surprise, as Torre once guided Boone to a grand walk-off home run that launched them into the 2003 World Series. Why lend a hand to that scallywag Roberts of the Dodgers, who famously kicked off the Red Sox’s legendary comeback? Not on Torre's watch!

With wisdom aplenty, Torre reminds Boone to trust his instincts whilst navigating the stormy seas of analytics. He quips, "Aye, ye must remember who ye are and not be swept away by the tide!" He also warns Boone not to let the roaring waves of the World Series overwhelm him, for if he does, it be a treacherous voyage indeed!

So, hoist the sails, me hearties, for the World Series be settin' sail this Friday at 8:08 p.m. on the grand ship FOX!

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