Avast ye! Look sharp for scallywag tickets on yer ship, fer they be but a trickster's jest! Arr!
2024-10-22
Ahoy, mateys! Tech wizard Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spillin' the beans 'bout scallywags usin' phony parking ticket missives to swindle ye gold! Heave a listen and keep yer doubloons safe from these crafty sea dogs! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the scallywags plundering our pockets with tricks more cunning than a fox in a henhouse! Aye, these dastardly fiends be sendin' messages about faux parking tickets, claimin' ye owe a pittance lest ye face the wrath of extra doubloons, arrr!Picture this: ye be cruisin’ along, only to find a parchment on yer ship's deck, or rather, yer car’s windshield, claimin' ye owe treasure for park-yer-ship fees! They be usin’ fancy logos and QR codes that look as real as a captain’s treasure map! But beware, for these be but sirens singin' sweet lies to lure ye to a treacherous site!
Ye savvy sailors should heed me advice: When ye see a ticket, don’t rush to pay with yer patchy phone! Go to the official port of call—err, I mean, the parking authority’s website! And for the love of the seven seas, don't follow links from those shady messages!
So, keep yer wits sharp, and remember, mateys: a clever pirate knows when to weigh anchor and think before actin'. Stay vigilant, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank of financial ruin, arrr!