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Arrr, Liz Cheney be tellin' the scallywags to follow their heart, not just chase the gold, savvy?

2024-10-22

Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala be sayin’ she ne’er pictured sailin’ the campaign seas with Liz Cheney, that scallywag from Wyoming! Cheney be shoutin’ she’s voting for a Democrat fer the first time, claimin’ she’s as conservative as a parrot on a treasure chest! Applause be thunderin’ like cannon fire!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I've a tale from the landlubber shores of politics! On a fine Monday morn, the high-flying Vice President Kamala Harris, a lass of great ambition, did declare she ne'er thought to be campaignin' for the crown alongside none other than the Republican wench, Liz Cheney of Wyoming! A curious twist, I say!

Now, Cheney, that crafty sea dog, did proclaim her support for a Democrat for the very first time, which beakin' quite the ruckus among the conservative crew! With a fire in her belly, she called to all ye fence-straddlin' conservatives, sayin', "I don’t know if anyone’s more conservative than I be!" Aye, the crowd did roar like a pack of hungry sea lions at the mention of defendin' the good ol' Constitution, which be as sacred to them as a treasure map be to a pirate!

So, there ye have it! A peculiar partnership brewed in the political waters, where old foes unite for a cause greater than their swashbucklin’ differences. Who’d have thought a pirate's life would have such entertaining news from the high seas of politics? Arrr, may the winds of change fill their sails as they navigate this uncharted territory!

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