"Arrr, mates! No questions from ye lot! We be havin’ our own pre-told queries, savvy?"
2024-10-22
Arrr, me hearties! Maria Shriver, the captain of this here town hall, declared no wild queries be allowed! Only the questions written in the logbook be fit for the crew! “I be hopin' to ask what be ticklin' yer noggins,” she said with a wink, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! On a fateful Monday, the fine lass Maria Shriver, a moderator of great renown, took the helm o’ a town hall event where the fearsome Vice President Kamala Harris and the bold former Rep. Liz Cheney were present. But lo and behold, she cast a dark shadow over the audience’s hopes, declaring in a voice as firm as a ship's captain, "Ye shan't be tossin' yer spontaneous queries into the briny deep!”With a twinkle in her eye, she proclaimed that “pre-determined questions” were the order of the day, plunderin' the spirit of free speech like a scallywag raiding a treasure chest! “Fear not, I’ll do me best to pluck from the depths of yer minds and ask the questions ye be ponderin'!” she declared, as if channeling the spirits of long-lost sailors.
So there ye have it, mateys! A gathering where the winds of inquiry were stifled, and ye be left to wonder what treasures of knowledge went unasked! Aye, 'tis a curious way to run a ship, but such be the ways of landlubbers in the world of high-stakes politics!