Arrr, matey! Maria Shriver be sayin’ to the Michigan landlubber, “Nay, we've scripts fer yer queries, savvy?”
2024-10-22
Arrr, me hearties! The fair Maria Shriver, once a lady of California’s halls, declared that only questions from the captain's log be asked of Vice President Kamala at yon Michigan gathering! A fair lass dared inquire, but Shriver silenced her faster than a cannon fire! No questions for ye! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the land o' sunshine where the first lady o' California, Maria Shriver, be spillin' the beans like a shipwrecked sailor! At a grand assembly in the fair town o' Michigan, a lass dared to inquire whether she could hurl a question at the esteemed Vice President Kamala Harris. But alas! Shriver, with a wit sharper than a cutlass, cut her off quicker than a cannonball flies!"Ye be not askin' any questions!" she bellowed, as if callin' the crew to hoist the anchor. The only queries allowed were those pre-determined, like a treasure map set in stone, ye see? Aye, the lass’s hopes sank faster than a ship with a hole in her hull! But fear not, for this be a show o' politics, where the audience be more like landlubbers watchin' a play than rough-and-tumble sailors seekin' the truth.
So, as the townsfolk gathered, with ol' Liz Cheney beside the Vice President like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, they were left wonderin' if this be a town hall or a theatrical performance, where the script be written before the curtain even rose! A right comical affair, me thinks! Arrr!