Arrr, Moldova be raisin' the Jolly Roger for the EU, but only by a hair's breadth, matey!
2024-10-22
Arrr, matey! Moldova be settin' sail fer the European Union by a hair's breadth, ye savvy? With just a smidgen o' votes, and whispers o' Russian shenanigans, they be raisin' their flag fer EU at 50.4%! A close shave indeed, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the land of Moldova, where the scallywags be settin’ sail fer the European Union! Aye, in a referendum that be tighter than a ship's hold, the good folk of Moldova cast their votes, and it be a right close call indeed! With the sands of time slippin’ through the hourglass, the tally showed a mere handful of votes separatin’ the pro-EU swabs from the nay-sayers.With 99.9 percent of the parchment counted, the pro-EU crew squeaked by with a paltry 50.4 percent! The rest, a mere 49.6 percent, were settin’ their sails in the opposite direction, grumblin’ ‘bout meddlin’ Russian buccaneers tryin’ to stir the pot. Aye, it be a narrow victory, like findin’ a treasure chest half-buried in the sand! The Moldovan captains, it seems, be ready to trade the black seas for the fair winds of the European fleet!
So here’s to Moldova, a land of brave souls, takin’ a leap into the unknown! May their sails be full and their rum be plentiful as they chart a course toward their new destiny. Yarrr, to new adventures on the high seas of Europe!