Arrr! Harris be settin' sail fer a tune-filled bash with Bruce, stirrin' the crew to cast their votes, savvy?
2024-10-22
Arrr, mateys! The Harris crew be raisin' a ruckus with a tuneful shanty series by the Boss himself, Bruce Springsteen! In a fortnight’s time, they be hopin’ to shiver timbers and rouse the landlubbers to cast their votes in the battleground seas! Avast, let the grog flow!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for the Harris campaign be settin' sail with a grand concert series to rouse the landlubbers to vote, led by none other than the legendary Bruce Springsteen! The wind be blowin' two weeks 'til Election Day, and they be hittin' the battleground states like a cannonball. Arrr!With a battle cry of “When We Vote We Win,” the campaign be kickin' off in Atlanta, where the Boss himself will be raisin' the Jolly Roger, and ye might even catch a glimpse of the former captain, Barack Obama! The festivities ain't stoppin' there, as Philadelphia will also feel the thunder of Springsteen's mighty tunes. Seven key states be on the horizon: Georgia, Pennsylvania, and more—like a treasure map to victory!
Springsteen, bless his heart, be callin' out Trump for bein’ as lost as a ship without a compass, claimin’ Harris and her matey Tim Walz have a vision that embraces all hands aboard. Meanwhile, the DNC be throwin' a Taylor Swift-themed campaign, aim'd at the young scallywags, urg'in 'em to be as fearless as a pirate on the high seas! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s make waves this November! Yarrr!