Arrr! Ukraine be givin’ the UN chief a tongue-lashin’ for parleyin’ with ol’ Putin while spurnin’ their peace shindig!
2024-10-22
Arrr, Ukraine be launchin’ a broadside at U.N. Chief Guterres, claimin’ he be parleyin’ with that scallywag Putin at the BRICS shindig! While those landlubbers from China and Iran be settin' sail together, it seems the good Captain Guterres be takin’ a wrong turn into treachery waters!
Avast ye scallywags! On the high seas of diplomacy, Ukraine be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against U.N. Secretary-General António Guterres! The landlubber be in hot water fer acceptin’ an invite to parley with the nefarious Vladimir Putin at the BRICS summit, whilst he spurned Ukraine’s call for a peace summit! A right cheeky move, I say!The Ukrainian foreign ministry, likin’ ol’ Guterres to a barnacle on a ship's hull, cried foul on the social seas of X, claimin’ the Secretary-General's choice be tarnishin’ the U.N.'s good name. “Ye declined our peace call but took the bait from a war criminal!” they thundered, as if they’d spotted a ghost ship in the fog!
Meanwhile, the U.N. crew remained tight-lipped, sayin’ future travels be a mystery, like buried treasure. This parley’ll be the first between the two scurvy dogs in over two years during Putin’s illegal escapades in Ukraine, held in Kazan—a city as far from Moscow as a pirate’s secret cove.
With BRICS now stretchin’ its tentacles, includin’ nations like Iran and Saudi Arabia, it be a fine time for global shenanigans. So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s see how this rogue meeting unfurls on the diplomatic horizon!