The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the MLB be demandin' the Rays to swab the decks in Tampa Bay, even if the Trop be shipshape or not!

2024-10-22

Arrr, Captain Rob Manfred be hopin’ the Tampa Bay Rays can still swing their bats where the winds of Hurricane Milton be blowin’! Though Tropicana Field be in ruins, we ain't lettin' a wee tempest sink our ship! Avast, let the games continue, mateys!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of the hapless Tampa Bay Rays, whose home port, the Tropicana Field, be left in tatters after the tempest known as Hurricane Milton wreaked havoc upon it! Aye, the winds be not kind, tearin’ the fiberglass dome asunder and leavin’ the future of the 2025 season hangin’ in the balance like a ship caught in Davy Jones’ grasp.

The mighty Commissioner Manfred be hopin’ the crew can find a suitable temporary berth nearby, lest they be forced to sail far from their loyal fans. Alternatives be pondered, from the spring training digs of rival teams like the Phillies and Yankees, to the vast lands of Disney’s ESPN complex, where dreams and balls fly high! But beware, ye scallywags; those training fields be already occupied by minor league lads once the big leagues set sail northward.

As the shipwrights analyze the damage and plans fer a new ballpark loom on the horizon, the Rays be wonderin’ where they’ll drop anchor in 2025. Will they rise like a phoenix from the storm, or be left adrift upon the seas of uncertainty? Only time will tell, me hearties! Arrr!

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