The Booty Report

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Arrr, the Rams be thinkin' of shovin' their star matey Cooper Kupp overboard before the trade deadline, savvy?

2024-10-22

Arrr! The scallywags of the Los Angeles Rams be whisperin’ tales o’ partin’ with their prized treasure, Cooper Kupp, as the trade winds blow near! Aye, they be seekin’ other crews to barter and trade ‘fore the deadline strikes! Shiver me timbers, what a merry mess!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Los Angeles Rams, who be eyein' the horizon for a trade of their prized wide receiver, Cooper Kupp! Aye, this fine lad be fetchin' a hefty bounty with a base salary o' $15 million, and a cap number danglin' like a lure at $29 million as the season sails forth.

Rumor has it, the Rams be hopin' for a second-round treasure in return for Kupp, who be sportin' a sprained ankle since Week 2. Fear not, for he be expected to return to the crew when they clash swords with the Minnesota Vikings on "Thursday Night Football." So far, Kupp has plundered 18 catches for 147 yards and a solitary touchdown this season.

In the legendary season o' 2021-2022, Kupp set sail on a glorious voyage, gatherin' a rare receiving "Triple Crown" with 145 catches, 1,947 yards, and 16 touchdowns! Alas, the tides have turned, as he’s been on the sidelines for more than half of the Rams' recent battles, only playin' in 23 of 40 games since that fabled year.

With a 2-4 record this season, the Rams may be chartin' a course for retoolin', whilst another seafarer, Puka Nacua, be comin' back to join the fray after nursing a knee injury. Hold onto yer hats, me hearties, for the NFL seas be ever choppy!

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