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Arrr! Arnold Palmer's young lass be callin' Trump a scallywag fer speakin' ill of her ol' sea dog father!

2024-10-22

Arrr, matey! Donald Trump be spoutin' words 'bout the late Arnold Palmer at his jolly rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, and Peg, the fair lass of Arnold, be sayin' it be as disrespectful as a scallywag stealin' a ship's rum! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of golf!

Avast, me hearties! Peg Palmer Wears, daughter of the legendary golf captain Arnold "The King" Palmer, be respondin’ to the scallywag Donald Trump’s recent blatherin’ about her dear ol’ dad. She be findin’ it downright "disrespectful" and "inappropriate," arrr!

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