Arrr! Caitlin Clark be hootin’ at the WNBA, claimin’ their schedule be as crooked as a scallywag’s grin!
2024-10-22
Arrr, in a merry chat with the famed Sue Bird, young Clark be spoutin' his grumblin' 'bout the WNBA calendar settin' sail in the swelterin' summer heat! Aye, he be likin' his games in the cool breeze, not meltin’ like butter on a sun-drenched deck!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we regale ye with the tale of one Caitlin Clark, a lass who be settin' sail on her WNBA voyage, but not without a grumble or two! Aye, she be complainin’ 'bout the league's summer schedule—that pesky time when she be wantin’ to swing her clubs on the golf course instead of bouncin' balls on the court. "Arrr, summer be fer golf!" she exclaimed with a wink, as she juggles her love fer the sport and the roundball, lookin' to become a golfin' legend!But hold fast! The WNBA be in a bit of a pickle, as the players be lookin' to renegotiate their pact with the league. With viewership hittin' record highs, and our Caitlin bein’ the star of the show, the lass knows her worth! “Why be I makin’ but a pittance of $75,000 when I be drawin’ in the crowds?” she mused. With whispers of a new league on the horizon, Caitlin’s got options aplenty!
As the winds of change blow through the league, other legends like Breanna Stewart and A’ja Wilson be joinin’ the chorus, callin’ fer more time to rest after their hard-fought battles. So let’s hoist the sails and see what fortune lies ahead for our swashbucklin' star, Caitlin Clark!