The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, 'tis a crafty contraption brewin' a storm o' pig-slicing trickery, matey!

2024-10-22

Avast ye scallywags! Beware the pig-butchering rascals lurkin’ on the social sea! They be craftier than a fox in a henhouse. Here be the secrets to avoid bein' their next feast—keep yer wits about ye, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank to poverty!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of treachery from the high seas of the internet! A scourge known as the “pig-butchering scam” be settin’ sail, pilferin’ a whopping $75 billion from unsuspectin’ landlubbers! A nefarious gang in the East recently added another $46 million to that pile o’ loot, and trust me, they be not handin’ out gold doubloons!

These scallywags be startin’ sweet like honey, whisperin’ promises of riches, only to lead ye to the butcher’s block with crypto nonsense. They be usin’ fancy trickery, like deepfake magic, to fool ye into thinkin’ they be true mates! Why, ‘tis harder to spot a rogue when they can swap faces quicker than ye can say “shiver me timbers!”

From LinkedIn to Tinder, they be lurkin’ in the shadows, waitin’ to strike. One poor old salt lost half a million doubloons to a siren on the cyber seas, while another fell for a landlubber on a dating app, watchin’ his fortune sink like a ship in a storm!

So heed me words, savvy? Keep yer gold close and yer wits about ye, for these brigands be as clever as a fox and twice as slippery! Report any foul play ye encounter, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank! Arrr!

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