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Avast! Walz be speakin' tall tales—Trump's job losses be not the worst in the captain's log, savvy?

2024-10-22

Arrr, mateys! That scallywag Tim Walz be spoutin’ tall tales on the telly, claimin’ ol’ Trump sent more shipshape jobs to Davy Jones’ locker than any other captain! “Aye, it be the truth!” he squawked on “The View.” But methinks he be chasin’ sea serpents, not facts!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spins ye a yarn of political blunder on the high seas of television! It be none other than Tim Walz, the Democratic vice presidential matey, who took to the airwaves on a fair Monday morn, makin’ a claim that’d make even Davy Jones raise an eyebrow.

With the confidence of a captain claimin' a treasure map, Walz proclaimed that good ol' Donald Trump, the former captain of the ship called America, lost more manufacturing jobs than any scallywag that ever sailed these waters! “Aye, it be true!” he declared on “The View.” But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! This be a claim more tangled than seaweed on a stormy night!

In truth, it seems ol’ Walz might’ve been charting a course through treacherous waters of misinformation. So, as ye lift yer tankards to toast the ups and downs of politics, remember the lesson: not all claims be worth their weight in gold. Sometimes, they be but a mirage on the horizon, waiting to sink the unwary sailor! Yarrr!

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