Arrr, Trump be spin’ yarns to the holy mates in North Carolina, tryin' to swindle 'em with promises!
2024-10-22
Arrr, mateys of Concord! On a fine Monday, Captain Trump spun a yarn ‘bout schoolin’, gender shenanigans, and freedom to worship, but skipped over the “A” word like a scurvy dog! Last time he promised to sink Roe v. Wade, now he be claimin’ the judges be his crew!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from Concord, North Carolina, where a grand parley took place, known as the “11th Hour Faith Leaders Meeting.” On this fine Monday, the notorious Captain Trump, with a tongue as silver as a doubloon, addressed a crew of fervent Christian souls nearby Charlotte. His speech be a curious mix o’ talkin’ about school choice, matters of gender, and the ever-important freedom of religion, yet curiously absent was any mention of the hot potato—abortion! Arrr!