Arrr! Ex-captain of Abercrombie's ship be caught plunderin' more than just treasure—12 souls in his dubious net!
2024-10-22
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Jeffries and his scallywag mates were nabbed by the law for runnin' a raucous ship o' shenanigans, recruitin' lads for wild frolics far and wide! A dozen souls caught in their nets, now they be swimmin' with the fishies in a sea o' trouble!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for a tale most foul has washed ashore from the high seas of scandal! 'Tis none other than the former captain of Abercrombie & Fitch, Mike Jeffries, who be findin' himself in a wee bit of a pickle! Arrr, on a fateful Tuesday, he and his two scallywag mates—Matt Smith and Jim Jacobson—were nabbed by the feds, who be investigatin' a most nefarious plot of dastardly deeds.Ye see, these knaves be accused of runnin' an international ship o' ill repute, sailin' the treacherous waters of sex trafficking. They be plunderin' young lads to join their raucous parties, not just on the shores of the good ol' U.S. of A but far and wide across the seven seas! According to the mighty FBI and their prosecutin’ crew, a 16-count indictment be weighin’ heavy on their heads like a cannonball.
So, grab yer rum and prepare for a hearty laugh, for this yarn of misdeeds be not just a tale of the high seas, but a reminder that even the mightiest can fall prey to their own treacherous ways. Let this be a lesson, ye landlubbers: choose yer crew wisely, or ye may find yerself in a cell rather than sailin' the briny deep!