Arrr, Captain Lloyd be shoutin’! No hidin’ in the hull, mates! Ukraine can send them Russian scallywags to Davy Jones!
2024-10-22
Arrr, matey! Defense Secretary Austin be sayin’ that the landlubbers of Ukraine can still send ol’ Russia to Davy Jones' locker, even without long-range boomsticks! He be raisin’ the Jolly Roger on their chances, sayin’ they be ready to brawl, aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a jolly tale from the high seas of politics! Our brave Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, a fine captain indeed, be defendin' the U.S. hold on long-range cannonballs for Ukraine! He be sayin' that this war-torn land can surely thrash the fearsome Russians without them fancy missiles. Aye, that clever President Zelensky of Ukraine be gabbin' in the U.S. about his grand "victory plan," seekin' to lift the restrictions on them ATACMS to strike at the very heart of the enemy!But Austin, with a twinkle in his eye, claims the Rus-scallions have already moved their nasty glide bombers out of reach. "Fear not!" he shouts, "Ukraine’s got a treasure chest of drones ready to sail into battle!" Why, they've even been makin' their own! As the stormy seas of war brew, he insists that Ukraine will become part of NATO someday, sailin’ toward a horizon of victory! But he warns, mateys, if that scoundrel Putin wins, the Baltic states might be next on his dastardly menu!
So, as the years roll on, Austin be confident that Ukraine can win, sayin' victory means keepin' their sovereign shores safe from maraudin' foes! And he be remindin’ us that every cannon we lend out means jobs back home, as we replace the loot with shinier new toys! Shiver me timbers, what a tale of valor and strategy!