The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Why gender be the jolly treasure that’ll sway the ballot seas this election, aye!

2024-10-23

Arrr, matey! It be a curious tale, for neither Vice Captain Kamala nor Captain Trump be speakin’ of it plain. Yet, the grand showdown of 2024 be a jolly inspection of the fair lasses’ place in this here land o’ ours, bold and hidden like treasure on the high seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the grand battle of 2024, where the winds of change be blowin’ fierce and mischievous! The fine Vice President Kamala Harris and the raucous Donald Trump be settin’ sail on a treacherous voyage, but lo! They seldom be layin’ their cards on the table when it comes to the matter at hand — the role of lasses in this here land o’ freedom!

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