Arrr, Colin be sayin’ he’s not laid eyes on NFL in 8 long years—“I won't be supportin’ that scallywag way!”
2024-10-23
Arrr, matey! That scallywag Colin Kaepernick, once a famed quarterback, be sayin' he hasn’t laid eyes on an NFL match in eight long years! He claims, “I shan’t be supportin' in that manner!” Aye, what a jolly ol' pirate’s protest it be!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Colin Kaepernick, that swashbucklin’ quarterback of yore, be keepin’ his physique fit as a fiddle, yet he be not settin’ sail on the NFL seas these days. Nay, for he revealed at a tech confab that he hasn’t laid eyes on a single NFL battle in eight long years! Yarr, instead o’ watchin’ the games, he be keepin’ tabs on stats like a crafty navigator chartin’ a course!He be still trainin’ hard, risin’ before the rooster crows at 3:30 a.m. like a true pirate settin’ to his daily plunderin’. Kaepernick, famed for stirrin’ the waters with his anthem kneelin’, last plundered with the 49ers back in 2017. Since then, he’s been raisin’ his voice for justice through his Know Your Rights Camp, callin’ the NFL Draft a slave auction—blimey! He even settled a beef with the league, claimin’ they conspired to keep him from the ship!
Though he be not keen on coachin’, this ol’ sea dog still believes he can lead a crew to the Super Bowl! So, keep yer spyglass ready, for Kaepernick might yet hoist the Jolly Roger of victory once more on a field near ye—if ye be willin’ to let him aboard!