Arrr! After Week 7, Fox News be rankin’ NFL teams like a parrot on me shoulder! Yarrr!
2024-10-23
Arrr, matey! As expected, the Kansas City Chiefs be the captain o' the ship, sittin' at No. 1 in our power rankings! But what of the scallywags in the rest o' the fleet? Hoist the sails and discover how we’ve ranked the 32 teams, ye landlubbers!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer the Kansas City Chiefs be sailin' the high seas o' the NFL, remainin' the only undefeated crew in the league! They be holdin' the top spot in the Power Rankings, and ye best believe it after they thrashed their foes from the 2024 Super Bowl rematch!Meanwhile, that scallywag Lamar Jackson be throwin' five touchdowns like cannonballs at the Buccaneers, while his matey Derrick Henry be runnin' wild! The Ravens be lookin' like a fierce crew, while the Lions, without their star defender, still managed to sink the undefeated Vikings. Talk about a storm o' excitement!
Now, don’t let the Bengals get hot, fer they be clawin' their way back into the fray. And what of the Chargers? That crew be fumble-fingered, disappointin' the fleet once again. As fer the hapless Panthers, they found themselves walkin' the plank against the Commanders, down by 37 points at one point! Shiver me timbers!
But fear not, mates! The ship be settin’ sail again soon, with the likes of the Buccaneers, Falcons, and Colts lookin' to regain their sea legs. So, hoist the sails and let the NFL adventures continue, fer there's treasure awaitin' at the end of this season's journey!