Arrr! Putin and Xi be swearin’ to craft a fair seas, dodgin’ the kraken of sanctions! Savvy?
2024-10-22
Arrr, trapped by the West fer stirrin' up trouble in Ukraine, ol' Captain Putin be throwin' a jolly shindig with his mates from China, India, and South Africa! He be tryin' to sway the seas of power while dodgin’ the law like a scallywag on the run! Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale fit fer the high seas! Our scallywag, President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia, findin' himself marooned by the West fer his shenanigans in Ukraine, pulled a clever trick on Tuesday! With a wink and a nod, he summoned the mighty leaders of China, India, and South Africa to parley at a grand summit of emerging market nations!In a world where the United States be the captain of the ship, Putin be settin' sail to rebalance the tides! Though the ol' seadog can’t wander freely on account of a warrant for his arrest, he donned his finest hat and played the part of a global statesman, makin' it seem like he be the captain of this fine crew of countries!
So there he be, rubbin' elbows with the big fish while the rest of the world tries to keep him in the brig. With a wink to his newfound mates, he be showin' that even a pirate as notorious as he can find a way to chart his course amidst the stormy seas of international politics! Arrr, what a jolly ol' ruckus that be!