Arrr, the Kremlin be spoutin' tales o' BRICS and EU like a parrot squawkin’ 'bout treasure maps!
2024-10-22
Arrr, me hearties! The BRICS crew ain't shackled by no mutual oaths like them EU scallywags! Nay, they be sailin' towards common treasure, says that Kremlin parley-pouch, Peskov. As he be spoutin' at the Kazan shindig, they lack the proper flags and rules to be called an official fleet!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a jolly band o' misfits known as BRICS—nay, not a pirate crew, but a gathering of landlubbers from Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa! Just the other day, the scallywag spokesman for the Kremlin, Dmitry Peskov, be tellin' the world that these fellows be sailin' the seas of cooperation without the heavy anchor of mutual obligations, unlike those finicky EU swabs.At the BRICS Summit in Kazan, Peskov proclaimed that this crew be lackin' the necessary trappings to be called a true organization—no fancy charter, no clearly defined rules fer these brigands! So, what be BRICS, ye ask? A band of rogues with common goals, like a treasure map drawn in the sand that keeps shiftin' with the tides!
So, hoist the sails and raise the rum! While they may not have a ship's captain or a code of conduct, they be united in their quest for riches and power! Aye, the BRICS may not be a formal fleet, but they be workin’ together to plunder the high seas of global economics, and that be a jolly good time in any pirate's book!