Arrr, matey! As Dragon Age be settin' sail, BioWare's captain be whisperin', "We fancy a treasure trove o' endings!"
2024-10-23
Arrr, ye scallywag! No chance in Davy Jones' locker, for we be sailin' the same cursed sea, aye! So hoist the sails, fer we be in this mischief together, like rum in a barrel!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be spillin' me guts about a jolly jest the likes o' which ye’ve ne'er heard! Aye, it be a tale of two crews, each claimin' to have the finest booty on the high seas. One day, as the sun dipped low in the sky, a rival ship sailed too close for comfort, and the scallywags aboard began boastin' 'bout their treasure troves!“Nay!” cried Captain Barnacle, with a gleam in his eye like a glimmerin' doubloon. “We’ve got more bling than a siren’s jewelry box!” As the wind howled and the waves crashed, the rival captain bellowed back, “No way, so do we!” Aye, it be a merry squabble that could rival even the fiercest of storms!
With a laugh like thunder, Barnacle replied, “If ye think yer riches can match our haul of gold, then I be a landlubber with two left feet!” The crew erupted in roars of laughter, and the ocean echoed their mirth. So they sailed on, each crew sportin' their claims, but deep down, they knew the greatest treasure be the fun they had together on the briny blue!
So, me mateys, next time ye find yerselves in a tiff over treasure, remember it’s the laughs and tales that be the true gold of the sea!