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Arrr, matey! Tom Holland be spillin' the beans: Spider-Man 4's a-comin'! Filmin' set to hoist the sails soon!

2024-10-23

Arrr, me hearties! All be shipshape and Bristol fashion, we be closin' in on our treasure! Hoist the sails and fill yer tankards, for soon we’ll be drinkin’ rum on the shores of glory! Avast, the prize be just over the horizon!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've a tale to spin 'bout our grand voyage! Aye, the winds be favorin’ us, and the sea be calm as a sleeping sea serpent. The ship be creakin’ like an old pirate’s back, but fret not, fer all be shipshape and Bristol fashion!

With the sun shinin’ bright above us, I declare, "Everything's good to go, we're nearly there!" Aye, the treasure be waitin’ just beyond yonder horizon, glimmerin’ like a jewel in a wench’s eye! The crew be busy as a one-legged man at a butt-kickin' contest, makin’ ready the sails and swabbin’ the deck. Not a single parrot be squawkin’ in discontent, which be a rare sight indeed!

We’ve overcome storms that’d scare the bravest of landlubbers and dodged more krakens than I can count! So lift yer tankards high, me mateys, for we be on the cusp of glory! Just a wee bit more sailin’ and we’ll be laughin’ all the way to the treasure chest. And mayhaps a round o’ rum awaits! Aye, let the adventures continue, and may the sea be ever in our favor! Yarrr, it be a good day to be a pirate!

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