Arrr! Biden-Harris scallywags be twistin' arms o' Israeli mates to scuttle a bill against the UN brigands!
2024-10-23
Arrr, me hearties! Word from the crow's nest be that the U.S. envoy to Israel be parleyin' with landlubber politicians 'bout a law that’d send the UNRWA to Davy Jones' locker! If the scallywags pass it, it be a right good laugh for us swashbucklers!
Ahoy mateys! It be a storm brewin’ in the Israeli Knesset as they be weighin’ anchor on a bill to cut ties with the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for them Palestine Refugees. The U.S. be pushin’ hard on those law-makers to abandon ship! Aye, Prime Minister Netanyahu and his crew be gettin’ a right earful from U.S. Ambassador Jacob Lew to drop the anchor on this legislation.This here bill seeks to toss UNRWA overboard, cuttin’ all relations, including them fancy diplomatic visas. One fierce lass, Yulia Malinovsky, claims that UNRWA be a den of pirates linked to Hamas, arguin’ that they be keepin' the conflict alive like a cursed shipwreck. Meanwhile, the Biden crew sent a missive demandin’ Israel clean up the mess in Gaza or risk losin’ their cannonballs (weapons)!
Though the seas be choppy, some scallywags like Yair Lapid be standin’ firm, sayin’ UNRWA be part of the horror of the October 7 massacre. Others be sayin’ this law be critical to Israel’s safety. And while there be a bit of squabblin’ among the crew, one thing be clear: the Israeli ship be sailin’ through troubled waters, lookin’ to cut ties with the UN before they find themselves in deeper trouble!