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Avast! The lawmen raided a galley servin' the finest 'za, with a sprinkle o’ white treasure on the side!

2024-10-22

Arrr, me hearties! German lawmen stormed a Düsseldorf pizzeria, accusin' the cook of servin' up pies sprinkled with the white treasure! The 36-year-old captain of the galley was nabbed. Talk about a slice o' trouble, eh? Savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' treachery from the high seas o' Düsseldorf, where the local constables be raisin' a ruckus 'round a pizzeria so popular, it be known as "one o' the finest." It turns out this establishment be servin' not just pepperoni, but a side o' white powdery mischief—cocaine, ye see!

With a tip from the food inspectors, the German police set sail on an investigation. The manager, a scallywag of 36 years, found himself in a pickle when the authorities came knockin' at his door. In a fit o' panic, he tossed a bag o' the devil's dust right out the window, where it fell straight into the hands o' the lawmen below—talk about a blunder, aye!

Upon searchin' his lair, the officers uncovered more than three pounds o' cocaine, 400 grams o' marijuana, and a treasure trove of nearly $290,000! After a brief stay in the brig, the manager returned to slingin' his beloved pies, only to be caught again when he tried to skedaddle outta town. Now he be locked up, and the local drug ring be left in shambles—truly a recipe for chaos on the high streets!

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