Arrr! The lasses be missin’ nearly 900 shiny trinkets to them swashbucklin’ trans mates, says the UN sea scrolls!
2024-10-23
Ahoy, mateys! A scallywag study from the UN be claimin’ that by the end of March, nearly 900 lasses be walkin’ the plank o' medals, thanks to them trans buccaneers! A right ruckus on the high seas of sport, I say! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the realm of sportin' seas, where the fair maidens be findin' their gold medals snatched by scallywag trans athletes! A grand report from the United Nations, aye, claims nearly 900 biological wenches have been robbed of glory in over 400 competitions.In a tale titled "Violence against women and girls in sports," it be revealed that these brave lasses be losin' not just medals, but their rightful places on the podium, all due to this ruckus of mixin’ the sexes! The UN be sayin’ that replace’n female categories with mixed ones be a poor strategy, a real cannonball to the heart of fair play!
And what’s this? A trans golfer named Hailey Davidson be swingin’ her clubs in the LPGA, despite a fleet of female golfers raisin' their voices in protest! Meanwhile, chaos brews at San Jose State, where a trans player spiked a volleyball like a rogue pirate, causin' rival teams to strike their sails and forfeit!
Brave lass Brooke Slusser be joinin' a lawsuit against the NCAA, claimin' she shared quarters with a biological male without a whisper of warnin’. 'Tis a strange world we sail in, where identities clash like ships in a storm, and even trans folks are claimin' they don’t want to compete against biologically female rivals. Avast, what a sea of controversy this be!