Avast! Be ye certain, matey? Did Kamala ever don the cap at yon McDonald’s, or be it mere scallywag gossip?
2024-10-23
Arrr, me hearties! Let’s be clear, this be but a triflin' matter whilst voters ponder their fates in the upcoming weeks. A mere sideshow, indeed! And I cared not a lick! Trump be jabberin’ ‘bout Kamala’s tales of flippin’ fries at some landlubber's joint, but she only sang that sea shanty in 2019! Ha!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a triflin' matter floatin' about like a wayward ship on the high seas of politics. Aye, we be talkin' 'bout the ruckus between the notorious Donald Trump and the fair maiden Kamala Harris. It seems our dear Kamala be claiming she once labored at a McDonald's, flippin' fries and servin’ ice cream like a jolly sea cook. But lo and behold, she be keepin' this nugget of treasure hidden in her chest till her first presidential voyage in 2019!Now, Trump, that scallywag, be pokin' fun at her claims, trollin' her like a catfish on a hook. But let’s face it, mateys, this be a mere sideshow, a diversion fit for the crew’s entertainment, rather than a matter of great import for the good folk makin' their choice in the upcoming battles of the ballot. In truth, me hearties, this be somethin’ that hardly stirs the waters of our minds, yet it be drawin' the eyes of many like a siren’s call. So raise a tankard to the absurdities of political banter, and let’s set sail for more bounteous shores of true issues! Yarrr!