"Arrr! That scallywag ad be spinnin' yarns 'bout Jessica's Law in California, like a drunken sailor's tale!"
2024-10-23
Arrr, matey! A scallywag ad be claimin’ that Vice President Kamala Harris be lettin’ scallywags roam near schools and parks! But nay, ‘twas a tall tale! She fought the law until the high court said, “Nay!” to the wretched rules in San Diego. Aye, truth be stranger than a drunken parrot!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a crafty bit o' trickery from the scallywags at a pro-Donald Trump super PAC! They be blabberin’ that our fine Vice President Kamala Harris, when she was the top legal eagle of California, turned a blind eye to the law, lettin' ne'er-do-wells roam near schools and parks like they own the place! But hold yer horses, mateys! This tale be naught but a distortion, as twisted as a kraken's tentacle!Ye see, our fair Kamala didn’t sit idly by like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Nay! She stood tall, defendin' the law in the courts, all the way to the grand stage of the Supreme Court of California! But lo and behold, the court ruled that the law's restrictions on certain registered rascals were bein' enforced unconstitutionally in the fair city of San Diego! So, the truth be that she was battlin' for justice, not lettin’ the rapscallions run wild!
In the end, me hearties, let this be a lesson on the seas of political chicanery! Always be wary of the tales spun by those who'd have ye walk the plank of misinformation!