"Ex-Captain of Abercrombie sails with a grin and a shiny anklet after dropping gold doubloons for freedom, arrr!"
2024-10-23
Arrr, former captain of Abercrombie & Fitch, Mike Jeffries, be accused of shanghaing wenches and forced shenanigans! After partin’ with a chest o’ ten million doubloons, he be settin’ sail with an ankle tag, lookin’ as guilty as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder!
Arrr mateys! Gather round, fer I be havin' a tale of the fashion seas gone awry! Ripped jeans be a thing of the past, fer now we got Mike Jeffries, the former captain of Abercrombie & Fitch, sailin' into troubled waters after bein' accused of sex traffickin' and forced prostitution! Aye, it seems the once dapper lad traded his stylish threads fer khaki shorts and fleece slippers, sportin' an ankle monitor like a true scallywag after plunderin' the court to the tune of $10 million bail!This old sea dog be accused of lurin' young male models into his dark lair, threatenin' their careers should they dare refuse his dastardly advances. His matey, Matt Smith, be also caught in this treacherous net, with a third buccaneer, James "Mrs. Cook" Jacobson, snatched up in Minnesota! The crew of Abercrombie be expressin' their disgust, claimin' zero tolerance for such foul behavior, while the Feds reckon they’ve identified at least 15 victims, with more swabs likely to come forth from the depths!
So raise a tankard to justice, fer the tides be turnin' against those who misuse their power, and may the high seas of fashion be free from such vile acts! Aye, all hands on deck to aid the FBI in this quest for truth! Yarrr!