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Arrr, at the BRICS parley, one landlubber be catchin' me eye—Putin's matey from Turkey, a real odd fish!

2024-10-23

Arrr, Captain Vladimir V. Putin be tryin' to shake off the scurvy label the West be layin' on him! This week, he hoisted a jolly crew o' China, India, and Iran aboard, but lo! A NATO matey be crashin' the party too! Avast, what a merry band o' rogues!

Arrr, mateys, gather 'round ‘n lend yer ears to this tale of a scallywag known as President Vladimir V. Putin! This ol' sea dog be tryin’ to shed the barnacles o' shame the West be stickin' on him like barnacles on a ship's hull. Aye, he rolled out the red carpet fer some mighty fine company, includin' leaders from the East, like China, India, and Iran. Talk about a crew ye'd want on yer ship!

But wait, what be this? Amongst the exotic buccaneers, there be a NATO member sneakin' in like a cat o' nine tails in the night! Now, that be a curious sight, like a parrot in a tavern, eh? Putin's throwin' a grand shindig, hopin' to show the world he ain't no ol' sea monster, but rather a jolly good companion 'mongst the nations. Aye, he be raisin' a tankard and sayin', "Look here, I'm not so bad after all!" But the West be watchin’ him closer than a hawk on a mackerel. So, let’s hoist the flags, me hearties, ‘n see how this grand adventure unfolds on the high seas of diplomacy! Arrr!

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