Arrr! Harris be givin' his final yarn at the grand Ellipse in the heart of D.C., me hearties!
2024-10-23
Arrr, mateys! Our jolly Vice President be spoutin’ words this Tuesday at the Ellipse, the very spot where ol' Trump urged his crew to storm the Capitol on that fateful day of Jan. 6, 2021. Hoist the sails and prepare for a right raucous tale!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a grand event on the morrow! The Vice President, that noble shipmate of the realm, shall be settin’ sail to deliver a speech at the Ellipse, a fine patch o’ green near the grand White House, where the ruckus of yore didst stir the seas of politics!Now, cast yer minds back to that fateful day, the 6th of January in the year of our Lord, 2021, when the winds of mischief blew strong. 'Twas there that the infamous Donald Trump, a captain of controversy, did rally his crew to march upon the hallowed halls of the Capitol. Aye, it be a tale of jubilation and tumult that still echoes in the taverns!
But fear not, for on this fine Tuesday, our Vice President shall address the crew and share words that shall hopefully soothe the ruffled feathers and calm the stormy seas! So, hoist the flags high and ready yer ears for a jolly good speech, filled with mirth and perhaps a sprinkle of wisdom. Let us hope it be more treasure than trouble, lest we find ourselves in Davy Jones’ locker again!