Arrr, Harris be sayin’ Trump’s jawin’ ‘bout Hitler ‘n’ scallywags be as troubling as a leaky ship!
2024-10-23
Arrr, the matey of a vice president be spottin' tales where John Kelly, once the captain o' Trump’s crew, blabbered on about the ol' scallywag’s fiery words, claimin' he be a right proper “fascist.” Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale of political mischief upon the high seas of discourse! The Vice President, that crafty seafarer, be takin' hold of some juicy gossip like it be a treasure map, aye! Word be spreadin' that ol' John Kelly, a former first mate to Captain Trump, be spillin' the beans on some bombastic banter from the captain himself.Now, this be no ordinary chitchat, mind ye! Kelly be claimin' that Trump’s words sail dangerously close to the shores of fascism, which be a term that sounds as prickly as a sea urchin. The Vice President, seein' a chance to make waves, seized upon this report like a parrot on a shoulder, squawkin’ about it far and wide!
With a hearty laugh and a wink, the Vice President spun this yarn like a fine captain tellin’ tales in a tavern, eager to rally the crew against the tempestuous winds of controversy. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the seas of politics be ever choppy, and it seems that even landlubbers can’t escape the storm of words that be flyin’ about!
Aye, in the world of politickin’, it be a wild ride, filled with more twists than a kraken's tentacle. Keep yer compass steady, and yer ears open, for this saga be far from over!