Arrr, Johnny Manziel be sayin’ it’s a right peculiar move to bench Quinn Ewers fer that young scallywag Arch Manning!
2024-10-23
Arrr, me hearties! Johnny Manziel be spoutin’ that Coach Sarkisian’s choice to send Quinn Ewers to the brig, lettin’ young Arch Manning sail the ship fer two series, be a right peculiar whimsy! Aye, what be goin' on in that captain's noggin? A true jolly roger of a decision!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Texas Longhorns, who found themselves in a stormy sea, down 20-0 to the fearsome Georgia Bulldogs! Our captain, Coach Steve Sarkisian, in a fit of desperation, decided to swap the ol' cannonball thrower, Quinn Ewers, fer the young scallywag, Arch Manning, after Ewers tossed naught but 17 yards and an interception.But lo and behold, Arch didn’t fare much better, with a measly 19 yards 'fore bein’ sent back to the bench like a forgotten piece of treasure. Ewers returned to the ship, but alas, the Longhorns met Davy Jones, losin’ 30-15! Even the famed Johnny Manziel scratched his head, wonderin’ if Sark was madder than a sea dog in a storm to bench his star quarterback, who’s expected to be a prized catch in the NFL draft.
Despite the tumult, Manziel claimed there be no bad blood between Ewers and Manning, as they be comrades in arms, fightin’ for victory. With Arch once leadin’ the crew to glory with 86 points in his prior outings, the Longhorns aim to right their ship against the Vanderbilt Commodores this Saturday. Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably for Texas!