"Arrr! Two scallywags from Penn State be in hot water fer pillagin’ the fair maidens! Aye, felony mischief abound!"
2024-10-23
Arrr! Two scallywags from the Penn State crew, young Jameial and Kaveion, be tangled in a right pickle, facing the gallows for a July misadventure. Seems their ship's course led to troubled waters! Aye, they be needin’ a hearty parley and a swift wind to clear their names!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of two former swabs from the Penn State ship o’ football, who be findin' themselves in a tempest of trouble. Young Jameial Lyons and Kaveion Keys, both but 19 summers old, be face to face with felony charges of the most foul nature, accusin' them of heinous acts that transpired on a fateful July eve.Aye, it be claimed that these landlubbers engaged in vile deeds not fit for the likes of any honest sailor, includin' rape and aggravated assaults, without the consent of their unfortunate victims. Now, it appears these lads have walked the plank from the Penn State crew, havin' been suspended and then cast off the ship entirely, leavin' merely echoes of their tackles behind.
Penn State be settin’ sail on a serious course, declarin' that the safety of their crew be of utmost importance, and they take any whispers of misconduct as serious as a kraken attack! The two buccaneers were expectin' to plunder a grand season ahead, but alas, their fates now lie in the hands of the law, with a preliminary hearing awaitin' on the horizon.
So raise yer tankards to justice, and may the winds of fate blow favorably for those who tread the straight and narrow! Yarrr!