The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, ye might sail the seas of Cyberpunk or Witcher, but only if CD Projekt thinks ye be a worthy swashbuckler!

2024-10-23

Arrr, Geralt be havin' standards so lofty, ye'd need a ship's mast to reach 'em! He won't settle for naught but the finest booty, savvy? Aye, if it ain't a treasure fit fer Davy Jones himself, he be tossin' it overboard, yarr!

Arrr, matey! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a certain witcher named Geralt, a fellow with standards higher than the crow’s nest on a galleon! Aye, this be no ordinary sea dog; he be a monster-slayin’, potion-drinkin’, silver sword-wieldin’ legend. But lo and behold, when it comes to pickin' a fair lass, Geralt be choosier than a parrot in a pet shop!

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