Arrr! Tua, the dolphin slayer, be sayin’, “I’ll love me football ‘til Davy Jones claims me soul!”
2024-10-23
Arrr, matey! Tua Tagovailoa be sailin’ back to the NFL practice deck this week, after a month’s rest from his noggin bein’ knocked about for the third time in two years! Blimey, hope he don’t be mixin’ up the rum with the grog again! Yarrr!
Arrr, me hearties! On the day of the Week of the Hump, Tua Tagovailoa, the proud captain of the Miami Dolphins, stepped back onto the practice deck after a month-long battle with a wicked concussion! Aye, he’d been sittin’ out the last four matches, tendin’ to his noggin after takin’ a few too many cannon shots to the head.Now, he’s still gotta navigate the treacherous waters of the NFL's concussion protocol before he can clash with those swashbucklin’ Arizona Cardinals. His captain, Mike McDaniel, expressed great joy in how Tua tackled this stormy sea of recovery. “Mayhap a few more days of fair winds, and he’ll be ready to sail!” he declared.
But, lo and behold! Tua declared he wouldn’t don the Guardian Cap—a headpiece to ward off further damage—claimin’ it be a “personal choice.” The lad be no stranger to the perils of the gridiron, knowin’ full well each dawn brings its own risks, even in the simple act of settin’ sail to work. “Why, every mornin' be a gamble!” he quips, showin’ his love for the game runs deep, like the ocean's abyss.
Though his shipmates be worryin’, he’s ready to brave the seas once more, but the cap’n warned that he must guard himself like treasure, lest he be lost to Davy Jones’ locker again. Yarrr!