Arrr! House Democrats be tossin’ a chest o’ gold—$4 million—into a blue-state skirmish at the last tide!
2024-10-23
Arrr, matey! The Democrats be tossin’ a mighty treasure of $4 million into the gale, aidin’ Sue Altman in her quest to plunder the seat from that scallywag Tom Kean Jr. in the wilds of the 7th District! Avast, the battle be on!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye news from the high seas o’ politics! The House Majority PAC, a band o’ Democrats, be readyin’ to unleash a treasure chest o’ $4 million in gold doubloons to set sail against a Republican scallywag, Tom Kean, Jr., in New Jersey, a land as blue as a pirate's flag!They be throwin’ their support behind Sue Altman, a fierce female captain o’ the Working Families Party, as she battles Kean, a lad known for his ties to the dreaded Trump ship. The stakes be high, as Kean, with his name echoing from his governor father, hopes to keep his hard-won seat, while Altman aims to topple the pirate's stronghold!
The political waters be choppy, with Kean’s camp claimin’ Altman be a “professional activist” and nothin’ but trouble. Meanwhile, Altman’s crew be fightin’ back, sayin’ the race be as tight as a ship’s sails in a storm! The first cannonball of ads from the PAC be hittin’ Kean’s pro-life policies like a cannonball to the hull, callin’ ‘em extremist.
With both sides battlin’ fer glory, the tides o’ this election cycle be ever-so turbulent. So, hold on to yer hats, me mateys, ‘cause this political storm be far from over!