Arrr, matey! Biden's crew fears treasure spent on missiles be sinkin' faster than a leaky ship in a storm!
2024-10-23
Arrr, me hearty! A landlubber from the U.S. be sayin’ to Fox News that the wise ol’ sea dogs at the Pentagon and the Intelligence crew be warnin’ against givin’ Ukraine the cannonballs to sink ships deep in the Russian seas! Smart thinkin’, I say!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round fer I’ve news from the high seas of politics! A fine U.S. official, speakin’ to Fox News, be sayin’ that the Intelligence Committee and the Pentagon be warnin’ against lettin’ Ukraine take aim at targets deep in the treacherous lands of Russia with U.S.-made long-range missiles. They reckon the risks be outweighin’ the rewards, savvy?The learned folks in the IC and DOD say that changin’ the policy won’t alter the tides of war, especially since most of Russia’s airborne scallywags be hidin’ outta the range of those ATACMS. Why, they claimed that ol' Vlad has moved over 90% of his bird squadrons far from danger! It seems a wee bit of a misconception, eh?
Moreover, the stocks be runnin’ low, and the U.S. can’t afford to be givin’ away missiles without hurtin’ its own naval readiness! Biden, the cap’n of this ship, hasn’t ruled out changin’ course, but the official warned that it might just stir the pot and provoke that nuclear beast known as Russia, a beast capable of mighty mischief!
In the end, the Biden crew be ponderin’ what to do ‘bout North Korean pirates joinin’ the fray, while Zelenskyy be hopin’ for those long-range cannons to rain fire upon the enemy’s ships. Aye, the seas be stormy, but the crew be keepin’ a weathered eye on the horizon! Arrr!