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Arrr! Mexican lads bagged 19 scallywags, not a scratch on 'em! Officials be cheerin' like they found buried treasure!

2024-10-23

Arrr! Word be spillin' that the brave lads of the Mexican fleet did send 19 scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker in a ruckus near Culiacan! A fine day for cannon fire and a jolly ol’ shootout, I say! Avast, the cartel be feelin' the heat!

Ahoy, me hearties! 'Twas a ruckus in the land of Mexico where the valiant troops of the army took down 19 scallywags from the notorious drug cartels, all while keepin' their own heads intact! Yarr, according to the Defense Department, no brave soldier fell to this skirmish, much to the chagrin of the ruling Morena party, who be callin' out the prior administrations for their lopsided battles where the soldiers be safe and the suspects met their watery graves.

This ruckus took place in the northern seas of Sinaloa, near the port of Culiacan, where the two factions of the Sinaloa cartel be fightin' like cats and dogs. The army had captured a top miscreant from the "Mayitos" crew, known only by the name "El Max," and before ye could say “shiver me timbers,” over thirty ruffians attacked our brave lads! But alas, the soldiers fought back, sendin' 19 of the attackers to Davy Jones’ locker!

The army be claimin' they acted in self-defense, with rifles and machine guns plundered from the fallen foes. This be the most one-sided brawl since the infamous Tlatlaya incident of yore, where many a suspect met their fate after surrenderin'. So, raise a mug to the soldiers for keepin’ the seas a wee bit safer, if only for a spell! Arrr!

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