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"Ye scallywag scribe from Cambodia, spillin' the beans on swindlers, be free as a gull on bail, har har!"

2024-10-24

Arrr, Mech Dara found ’imself in the brig fer a fortnight and a week, caught blabberin’ on the devil’s web! Now, he be facin’ a mighty fine charge o’ “stirrin’ the pot o’ social mayhem!” Aye, what a scallywag he be!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye the tale of one Mech Dara, a scallywag who found himself in a pickle! This here landlubber spent three long weeks in the brig, locked up like a treasure chest, all 'cause o' some rascally scribbles he penned on the grand ol' internet seas. Aye, he thought he could just toss his thoughts into the digital ocean and sail away scot-free. But nay, the law be not so forgiving!

Now, this be no ordinary charge, mind ye! Nay, Mech be accused of "incitement to provoke social chaos." What a mouthful! Sounds like he was tryin' to unleash a kraken upon the calm waters of society! But alas, the only storm he brewed was a tempest in a teapot, and he found himself in the clutches of the law, thinkin' about all the grog he missed whilst bein' locked up.

So here’s a lesson fer ye, mateys: be wary of yer words, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of public opinion! Mech Dara’s tale be a reminder that the tides of justice can be as fickle as a ship in a storm. Let this be a warning to all ye landlubbers, keep yer quills at bay unless ye fancy a stay in Davy Jones' locker—or worse, the detention center!

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