Ahoy! Fred Upton, once a landlubber in Congress, now be cheerin' for Harris after givin' Trump the boot! Arrr!
2024-10-24
Arrr, the old sea dog from Michigan be sayin’ the former captain be unworthy to steer the ship! And he claims that the fair lass, Vice President Kamala, be settin’ sail to unite the crew! Aye, we’ll see if she can weather the storm!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the treacherous seas o' political discourse! A veteran Republican from the great land o' Michigan has thrown down the gauntlet, declarin’ that the old captain, known as the former president, be “unfit to serve.” Aye, it be a bold claim, like callin’ a ship’s hull unseaworthy!But wait, there be more! This salty sea dog, with a beard as gray as a stormy sky, sets his sights on the fair Vice President Kamala Harris. He claims she be the one to hoist the sails o' unity, workin' to bring all hands on deck together. A fine notion, I say! Can ye imagine a crew of raucous pirates settlin' their differences over a mug o' grog? Aye, it be a sight to behold!
So here we be, amidst the squalls of political tempest, with a captain unfit and a first mate with dreams of harmony. Let’s raise our tankards and toast to the absurdities of this grand adventure! May the winds of change fill our sails, and may we all find common ground—even if it be buried treasure!