Arrr, says the former grapplin' matey Mick Foley, "This scallywag Trump be as entertainin' as a barnacle-covered plank!"
2024-10-24
Arrr, me hearties! The mighty Mick Foley, a grapplin’ legend o’ the ring, be chattin’ ‘bout the ol' captain Trump on the magic lantern of social media! He be raisin’ his jolly roger fer the Harris-Walz crew, sayin’ they be the true treasure on this here electoral sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! ‘Tis a jolly uproar in the realm of politics and grapplin’ as former Captain of the White House, Donald Trump, sets sail into the murky waters of the 2024 election, squarin’ off against Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, the ruckus began when the swashbuckler himself graced The Undertaker’s podcast, stirrin’ the pot of controversy like a true sea dog!Enter Mick Foley, a stalwart of the squared circle, who be havin’ none of Trump’s capers. He be claimin’ that enough be enough, and his patience ran out long ago! “The Undertaker made politics fun for a blink,” he scoffed, “but now Trump be naught but a sour ale!” Foley jabbed at the former President’s talk of “the enemy within,” comparin’ it to a pirate’s tall tale full of treachery!
Foley, a three-time champion of the wrestling seas, be callin’ Trump a “con man” and takin’ aim at his crew in the Supreme Court, sayin’ they be unfit to sail those hallowed waters. Meanwhile, Trump, with his past in the WWE, be tryin’ to pull off a hair-raising stunt of his own! The tides be turnin’, and as the election draws near, we’ll see which scallywag wins the day! Yo ho ho!