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Arrr, the Giants be wishin' they'd kept Saquon Barkley, for he be burnin' them like a cannonball in a storm!

2024-10-24

Arrr, after ol' Saquon Barkley sprinted like the wind fer 176 yards agin' his old Giants crew while donned in Eagles garb, Victor Cruz be chortlin' that Big Blue be wishin' they hadn’t tossed him overboard! Aye, regret be a smelly fish they be catchin' now!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the New York Giants, who be feelin’ the sting of regret this season. Their erstwhile treasure, Saquon Barkley, now sails with the Philadelphia Eagles, and he be makin’ waves! This past weekend, he plundered a mighty 176 yards against his old crew, the second-best haul in his swashbucklin’ career!

The Giants, stubborn as a barnacle-encrusted hull, claimed they weren’t about to overpay for a running mate, but even Victor Cruz be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that they oughta be weepin’ like scallywags! "Sunday showed how a single man can turn the tide of battle," he exclaimed in his parley with Fox News.

Barkley, however, claimed he had no thoughts of vengeance, but Cruz be thinkin’ otherwise, sayin’ he was itchin’ to show his old mates what they be missin’. As he brushed aside a chance for glory late in the game, lettin’ the young sea dogs take the stage, it showed the heart of a true captain!

Even the owner, John Mara, be havin’ sleepless nights thinkin’ o’ Barkley in enemy colors. Aye, after such a performance, it’s clear the Giants’ ship be sinkin’ into the depths of regret!

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