Arrr! That scallywag Aubrey be missin' practice, caught up in jury duty like a landlubber!
2024-10-24
Arrr, matey! ‘Tis our fair kicker Brandon Aubrey, plunderin’ the practice seas, missin’ ‘cause he’s off servin’ the king’s justice! Aye, he be swappin’ his boots for a juror’s cap, and we be wonderin’ if he’ll return to face the dreaded San Francisco sea dogs!
This be no mere trifling matter, as the case be involving the dastardly crime of second-degree strangulation! The lad be called to serve as a juror, and so he donned his civic duty hat instead of his kicking boots. Fear not, though! The fates be kind, for Sunday be a day of rest for the courts, meaning he’ll be ready to launch that pigskin against the San Francisco 49ers, come game day!
But lo! Aubrey be a curious chap, having traded in his soccer boots for cleats after a spell coding away like a landlubber. He be kickin’ like a true captain now, makin’ history with a 65-yarder that sailed through the posts like a cannonball! Will this jury duty mar his aim? Only time will tell, but for now, he be studying law instead of the ’Niners. Arrr, what a twist in the tale!