"As the vote draws near, the Justice crew be settin' sail to avoid the politics storm, savvy?"
2024-10-24
Arrr, matey! A scroll from the captain's quarters be warnin’ all hands to lay low 'fore the big vote! Senior scallywags best steer clear o' any flashy antics, lest they stir the waters and raise the ire of the crew. Keep yer hulls quiet, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the landlubber offices o’ bureaucracy! A memo, aye, a scallywag of a memo, has set sail through the murky waters of the department. It be speakin’ o’ a pre-election “quiet period,” where senior officials be advised to keep their cannons stowed and their sails furled, lest they stir the waters too raucously!Ye see, the bigwigs be wantin’ to avoid any unnecessary high-profile moves that might ruffle the feathers o’ our fair citizenry. Aye, they reckon that lettin’ the sea calm before the storm o’ election be the wisest course. No grand proclamations, no wild adventures on the high seas of political maneuverin’! Just a peaceful lull, like the calm before the tempest.
But what’s a pirate to do in such a dreary quiet? Why, engage in merry banter, polish yer cutlasses, and perhaps sip on a fine rum or two! The officials be advised to act as if they’ve swallowed a barrel o’ seaweed, all quiet-like, while the rest of us revel in the joyous chaos o' piracy! So hoist the flags o’ humor and let the laughs flow, for even the fiercest of sea dogs must sometimes rest their paws during the stormy seasons o’ elections!