Avast! The Intel Core Ultra 7 be up for grabs on eBay, but beware—ye bargain-hunters might find regret!
2024-10-24
Arrr! Aye, many fine models be on the auction block, but beware o' that scallywag of a chip—looks cheap as a landlubber's boots! Best to keep yer doubloons safe, lest ye be walkin' the plank of regret! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin about the treacherous waters of the tech market! Intel’s latest treasure, the Arrow Lake desktop processors, be set to hit the shores today, but beware! Some scallywags be sellin’ ‘em on the high seas of eBay afore the official launch, and I reckon it be a fool’s errand to part with yer doubloons for such cursed loot!Take heed of the Core Ultra 7 265K, sellin’ for a whopping £450 in the UK! That’s a right rip-off when ye could grab it fer £380 at a proper port o’ call. And in the colonies, ye can spy it at $340, still a tricksy price compared to the $410 at Newegg! But beware, savvy? These listings be from dodgy sellers with nary a good reputation, and ye might end up with a heap o’ junk instead o’ shiny new tech.
Remember, ye landlubbers, buyin’ these pre-released chips be as wise as sailin’ into a storm without a compass. The full release be but a day away, so save yer riches and wait fer the real deal! Trust me, ye don’t want to end up with a broken ship in this tech tempest!