The Booty Report

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Arrr, it seems the World Bank be a-sailin’ in murky waters, misplacing gold worth 24 billion doubloons! Ha!

2024-10-24

Avast ye! Picture this: all the landlubbers cry for more amusement parks! Nations be tossin' gold to build 'em, whilst bankers be parleyin' beside giant toy models, handin' out monstrous checks! But lo! Years later, it be revealed some doubloons went to grog instead o' rides! Arrr, what a scallywag scheme!

Avast ye scallywags! Picture this: a world where every landlubber be clamorin’ for more amusement parks than there be fish in the sea! Aye, all the nations o’ the globe be throwin’ their doubloons into the pot, schemin’ to finance a bounty o’ parks fit for the likes o’ Blackbeard himself. Bankers, dressed in their finest finery, stand next to grand models o’ these future wonderlands, handin’ over comically oversized checks like they be made of treasure maps!

Now, ye see, this be but a ruse, for though they be claimin’ to tackle the dire crisis of merry-go-rounds and roller coasters, they barely scratch the surface. The world’s folks cheer and give ‘em the old pat on the back, revelin’ in their noble efforts, while the bankers bask in the glow of shareholder praise. But lo and behold! Years roll by like a ship in a storm, and what do we discover? Some o’ them shiny coins weren’t plundered for parks at all! Nay, they be squandered on other ventures, perhaps a pirate’s tavern or two! Truly, the only thrill be the wild ride of deception, where the only thing risin’ be the eyebrows of the good folk!

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